partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
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i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
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how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
this is a serious question i need an answer
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sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
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what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
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whats Mozart doing right now?
decomposing
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what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Child services we’ve come to take your children
child services we’ve come to take your children who
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remember him?
i actually had forgotten about him
thank you for this
This is what I wanted OUAT!Robin to be…
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